Fuck. Your. Scene.

I am not big into groups. Any kind. I don't care for group mentality. Its not that i am antisocial, its just i don't like the pretentiousness surrounding "scenes". I don't wanna be subscribed to just one set of ideas. I don't want to pigeon hole myself into a certain "look". I like bits and pieces of many things. But i will never be apart of YOUR scene. I will never talk, act, think, dress, smell, walk, eat, piss, shit, fuck, hold a phone, drive a car, drink a beer like you want me to. Everything is conditional. If you have to scruff up your outfit just to look like you don't care before you go out then i hate you. I call this piece : FUCK. YOUR. SCENE!

Fuck your scene. I have tattoos but im not a biker or an MMA fighter. Im not a punk rocker or a head banger. I don't hang out in cambridge, allston or somerville with a winter hat in july. I don't hang out there at all. Because scenesters ruined it. My head is shaved but im not a skin head.  I have been a barista since 1997 but i dont wear corduroys and i think Bon Ivor is a douche. I like coffee. that is all.
Bacon is good but telling everyone you like bacon ( or that you don't like bacon because you are a vegan and how everyone should be a vegan blah blah blah suck my balls.) 600 times a day makes me hate you. and if you eat bacon and say "nom nom nom" i am going to choke your family to death with the scarf you are wearing even though it's 91 degrees out. Then i am going to take your bacon and give it to some homeless dude in a dusty army coat. He got his for fighting a war. You hipster losers had to go to a thrift shop Brookline for yours.

Fuck vintage stuff. appreciate it when you have it so you arent spending fuck loads to get it 40yrs after the fact. Tom Waits sucks, he fucking sucks. His voice is trash and his piano playing is slightly below that of Alicia Keyes and she's a fucking abortion to the ear drums.
If you can't fix the cause staring back at you in the mirror than you need to shut up about other causes. Stupid hippy assholes. YES, i care about the dolphins in japan. I care about cannabis being made legal, i care about free speech  and i care about getting the chemicals out of our food. BUUUUUUUT ,  i can't really give a nut hair about those things so long as their are people in my country starving, homeless and in dire need of health care. I would like to be able to give a shit about some earthquake in an over populated 3rd world country but i cant. Because right now thousands of children in my own state are going to sleep hungry. Thousands of women in my state have no wear to bring themselves or their kids because the dad either ran off or beat them. I can't care about some fat college kids right to smoke a joint in his dorm room when there is not enough money to help single working mothers and fathers. Not enough new books in schools and people forced to sell their cars and homes to pay for medical bills because our government allows health care companies to rape us and then send a huge bill after. So fuck your empty causes and your scene!! when the real problems right infront of us are solved i will be the first in line to punch a japanese fisherman in the face for killing dolphins.

My name is Dan. and i don't look to others so i can belong. I love hip hop, R&B, Rock and roll, Hamburgers, clothes that are comfortable, sneakers made in sweatshops, animals, not having to to dry my hair. I am not democrat, republican, liberal, conservative, moderate, slightly moderate,  medium rare or well done. I think for me. I wear fucking leopard speedos underneath jeans that fit and i like to rub my nipples with popsicles. fuck your scene! I am people!