Hello, I am Mr. Ceiling Cat. A visitor from a distant land. I will watch and observe the human race over long periods and then give a full assessment of my findings. Well, i have been up here in this lovely ceiling with my fancy feast, wood chip litter box and a nice soft pillow. And i've been paying attention to this whole "healthcare" thing going on in America. I have looked but not spoken. I make no judgement. I just tell what i see. So after many many many months i am here to deliver to you my thoughts on healthcare. ( NONE OF THIS APPLIES TO CHILDREN. THEY DESERVE A FREE RIDE NO QUESTIONS ASKED.)
First , if healthcare we free to all legal citizens you wouldn't be in this mess.But since humans are too corrupt and selfish it will never happen. So i will speak of it in regards to it being for sale. It shouldn't be forced on you by a government under a penalty. Infact, people who are healthy and don't require medical attention should get a reduced rate or a rebate at the end of the year. Similar to what car insurance companies do if your record remains clean. On a side note, you are forced to pay for car insurance and no one screamed "socialism". So shut the fuck up with that arguments about healthcare. You just disagree with the presidents policy because he's black. You wanna call him a Nigger so fucking bad. You hate the idea that he's your president because you hate black people. You are a racist fucking species. Us cats arent racist. i dont give a fuck what color another cats fur is. If she's in heat, im fuckin' her! You assholes have alot to learn.
Ok,back to healthcare. You stay healthy, you pay less. Its an incentive. I dont think you should be penalized for being sick either but the bottom line is: more than 2/3 of doctors visits are YOUR FUCKING FAULT! self inflicted illness. If you have heart disease because you're fucking fat and don't exercise. It's your fault! if you have diabetes because you cant put a goddamn donut down, its your fault! If you smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a day and get lung cancer Ceiling Cat gives no fuck! Youre liver turns to shit cuz you drink then FUCK YOU! your fault.
Healthcare wouldn't cost so much if people themselves took preventive measures!!!!!!
Start with a healthy diet. If you are predisposed to high cholesterol or blood pressure than EAT HEALTHY!! you won't have to go to the doctors every ten minutes because you have no self control and couldn't survive an hour without a bucket of fucking fried chicken.
Exercise! stretch out in the morning, eat a goddamn yogurt and some fresh fruit for breakfast. Dont stuff your face with pancakes and butter! Your poor life chooses are such a huge factor in your health. Take some vitamins! So much of what sends you to the doctors, and ER can prevented if you just gave a shit. took a couple minutes to think about the poisons you put in your body whether it be food, drugs, booze or cigarettes.
Your species problem is that you literally want your cake and eat it. Your are greedy and FAT!
Basically, the whole debate is stupid. The government needs to get the fuck out. The doctors need to get their power back from the pharma' companies and the people. You idiots need to fucking educate yourselves on how to live healthy. Because as i said, you are all too selfish to ever have a universal healthcare system. Costs would go down if people werent fat, drug addicted, lazy pieces of shit. There would be more time to spend curing cancer if doctors didnt have to cut your fucking feet off because you wouldnt put that the goddamn twinkies the first time you were warned. Take care of yourselves. seriously. Healthcare should be affordable for all and if the rich men in suits can't figure it out, you humans can try by living healthy :)
Wash your fucking hands after you piss. Wipe your pisshole. Im a cat, i'm always licking myself clean!
if i weren't a healthy cat i would say that YOU people make me sick!
