Wednesday, August 24, 2011

observation 1: the human ego

Welcome to the first ever Ceiling Cat blog. I see and observe alot from the ceilings of the world. I watch you masturbate, i watch you drink milk straight from the carton even though you've got mouth herpes. I watch. I compile, and then i let loose. I am an honest cat. Which could be very bad,or surprisinly complimentary. Depending on what i see. What ive seen as of late.....not so good.

I have been seeing so much abuse of animals by humans. Most of it goes unnoticed and when they are caught they get a slap on the wrist. ( id like to give them a slit on the wrist.) Humans seem to think they are better than everything and everyone. They feel that certain laws of nature dont apply to them. They feel animals are beneath them. You stab a man to death and you get a life sentence. In some states you get the death penalty. But you human cocksuckers give animals the death penalty for the "crime" of not being wanted, neglected, abused, tortured, and unloved. You punish animals for being the victims of your ego. Your cold hearts. Because your puppy is no longer a puppy and he had the nerve to wake you up at 3 am cuz he had to shit. So you dropped him at a shelter, or kicked him, or worse.

Animals are not disposable! they have every right to be here ( if not more) than us. The world does not end with the human race. the world doesnt revolve around a single one of you. Ive seen pig shit stuck to a goats beard that is more significant than the human race. And our society tells us that its not as bad if you kill a cat. Pay a fine and you go home. It is that ego, that self centered cuntiness that makes me want to destroy all humans. You take for granted the uncondition love that animals provide. They dont care if we're rich, poor, fat, short, black, asian ( well maybe asian because they will totally eat a dog like it was a twizzler). Humans are the only species that judge on those things. Your spouse will leave you if you gain 50lbs. a dog wont give a shit so long as you feed him, rub his belly and scratch his ears. So let it be known, that i have put the human race on notice...........
If i see, hear of anyone i know hurting an animal ( food doesnt count.) You will pay twice what youve made the animal pay. I dont care about the consequence because i am a human and ive got a fucking ego. so you drown a cat, I will rip the skin off your stomach. Make a swimming cap, swim you out to the middle of the ocean, staple chum to your mangled torso and let the sharks do what they do. I will send the photos to your friends and family and leave whatever the sharks dont eat hung on a flagpole so the whole town knows what will happen if you fuck with an animal. If you drop your dog off at a shelter becuase his fur doesnt match your new carpeting i will kill your children while you watch. I will then get your wife pregnant, force you to watch me raise our kid with your wife, then have the kid cut your throat with a sharpened rib bone.
Im fucking sick of humans. Their egos, their lack of respect for nature, the earth and its wonderful offerings. The world will go on without you cunts! and i will see to it that it does if you dont wise the fuck up!
Ceiling cat has spoken :)

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