through my beady cat eyes.

I am a cat. I have no filter. I don't need a filter because i am a cat. I can just meow whatever the fuck i please. And i have every right to because some of you are complete and utter fucking morons. I will touch on a few subjects in this editorial as i shall in others to follow. Dan gave me this outlet to say what i please. To say things he's even afraid to say. Well unlike Dan, i'm not a vag and im gonna lay it out for you plain and simple.
I sit and watch from my fucking ceiling and i get flat out pissed off at how you behave. Dan went soft when that drunk injun chick broke his heart. He used to be fucking fierce, i had alot of respect for him but i am fucking fierce.  So let me hit a couple topics . things that piss me and all other cats the fuck off.
the internet: What the fuck is wrong with people?! go the fuck outside! You expect me to believe that all those people on facebook or twitter or whatever the fuck other network site you use to ignore people in real life are your friends?! you think that because you write a comment on a persons web page that makes you a friend? its just a further separation from humanity and you fucks are falling for it. How many of you would actually step out side your homes and meet one of your " friends" for a beer of coffee?  Dan won't ever admit it, but he doesn't give two shits if someone likes his status or photo. Dan cares about human interaction. But he is falling into the trap of believing that words and pictures on a screen are his friends.  I will say that the internet is great for connecting with people from afar. I laugh at the notion that there are wonderful People around the country and world  ( Australia ) who would actually make an effort to connect in a human way before someone that lives 10 minutes from where i am. People ive known for years that use facebook as a way to patronize you. a way to ignore you passive aggressively. I guess the ones who are closest to you geographically are the one's furthest from being your real friend.
These are the type of things i think about when i lick my balls and then eat my organic wellness cat treats. Im have some great feline pals close by so that wasn't directed at everyone. But here is something directed at everyone though: STOP BEING RACIST AGAINST IMMIGRANTS!!! i can understand it sucks when i go to the pet store to order my special odor free litter and the fat dominican chick at the register has no fucking idea what im saying. i can see how that pisses someone off. Especially because the bitch has more whiskers on her face than me and i wanna claw her fucking eyes out. BUUUUUT , she is working and contributing to society so leave her alone! Give her a razor and some shaving cream , but leave her alone! Here is a quick solution to shut everyone up. If someone comes to the country they have 1 year to learn the language or its ADIOS! that is sufficient time. Problem solved. Ceiling cat knows his shit. im gonna lick my balls and type at the same time cuz im fucking good like that.
As far as the human race as a whole. Gotta get rid of some of you. Sterilize all drug addicts, force stupid people to abort and flat out kill anyone with an IQ below 100. Also kill anyone who is intolerant. Religion is such a poison on you humans. Our cats dont kill each other of dumb shit. I dont care if felix from across the way is having gay sex with a tabby. he's gettin' his nut on so who gives a fuck!! And if garfield wants to eat bacon, fucking let him and shut up!! Be good for the sake of being good. And be extra good when you want food. Follow all these things and the human race might have hope. Otherwise you are fucked and me and my cat pals are gonna take over.
That is all for now. Heed this fucking message. Live life with no fear. if you wanna get 100 abortions, get 100 abortions. Just know that you will die of cervical cancer and no one will care. If you see someone hating another based on color or where their sticking their nuts you must beat them severely. i observe so much from my ceiling and i will continue to do so. and i will continue to give you the harsh fucking reality as i see it.